How Do I Watch The Yankee Game Tonight

Ah, the eternal question. It's game day. You want to watch the Yankees. But how? It shouldn't be this hard, right?

The Cable Conundrum

First, the obvious: cable. Do you still have that dusty cable box hooked up? Good for you! Maybe.

Flip to YES Network. Cross your fingers. Hope your aunt didn't borrow your login again.

Sometimes, it's not so simple. Maybe it's on ESPN. Or Fox. Or TBS. Channel surfing time! The remote becomes your weapon.

Prepare for commercial overload. Popcorn's good. Bathroom breaks essential.

Okay, cable's ancient history. Welcome to the streaming wars! So many choices, so much confusion.

Do you have YouTube TV? Hulu + Live TV? Sling? Fubo? Each costs a small fortune.

Hope you remembered to cancel that free trial. We've all been there, haven't we?

Ah yes, the dreaded blackout. Living too close to the stadium is a curse. Thanks, MLB.

Suddenly, your expensive streaming subscription is useless. Time for plan B... or C... or Z.

Let's be honest. We've all considered them. The "unconventional" routes.

Maybe a friend with a login? A "borrowed" password? I'm not judging. (Okay, maybe a little.)

Just be careful. Those pop-up ads are terrifying. Your computer might end up with a new friend: malware.

Unpopular opinion: I love listening to the game on the radio. Close your eyes. Imagine you're at Yankee Stadium.

John Sterling's home run calls are legendary. Forget the picture, feel the drama!

Plus, you can do chores while listening. Multitasking at its finest.

Why stress about logins and blackouts? Head to your local sports bar.

Cold beer. Hot wings. Cheering (or cursing) with fellow fans. A communal experience.

Just be prepared to explain why you think Aaron Judge should bat second. It's a hill I'm willing to die on.

Maybe the universe doesn't want you to watch the game. Maybe it's a sign. A cosmic intervention.

Go for a walk. Read a book. Call your mom. There's a world outside of baseball.

But let's be real. You'll probably just refresh Twitter for score updates anyway.

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. Or buried deep within your streaming account settings.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor. Go Yankees!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a channel to find...