Handmaid's Tale Season 4 Dvd Release Date Uk
Okay, let's talk Handmaid's Tale. Season 4, to be exact. And, even more specifically, that elusive DVD release date in the UK.
Still Waiting...
Seriously, are we being punished? Is Gilead expanding its influence to the distribution of physical media? I'm starting to think Aunt Lydia is in charge of the release schedule.
It feels like forever since we devoured those episodes. So many questions. So much tension. So little DVD in our eager hands.
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Streaming is Fine, But...
Don't get me wrong, streaming is great. Instant gratification is a beautiful thing. But sometimes, you just crave the tactile joy of owning a physical copy.
Plus, what happens when the apocalypse actually hits? No Wi-Fi in Gilead. Gotta have those DVDs to re-watch and remind ourselves what not to do.
Maybe I'm just old-fashioned. Sue me. I like having a shelf full of stories.
My Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves!)
Here it comes. Ready? I think Season 4 of The Handmaid's Tale was... a bit uneven. There! I said it.
Don't throw your water bottles at me! I love June Osborne. Elisabeth Moss is a queen. But some plot points felt a little stretched, didn't they?
It's like they knew they had to keep the story going, but maybe the destination wasn't as clear as it once was. Still good, mind you, just… not perfect.
What are We Waiting For?
Back to the DVD. What's the hold-up? Is there some sort of international incident involving Handmaid's Tale discs? Did Aunt Lydia confiscate them all?
Are they waiting for the hype to die down? Because, newsflash, it's not! We're still here, impatiently refreshing Amazon.
Maybe they’re trying to build anticipation. Fine, it’s working. I’m basically vibrating with DVD-related anxiety.
The Theories (Because We're All Conspiracy Theorists Now)
Okay, let's brainstorm. Here are my wild theories on why the Season 4 DVD is MIA:
Theory #1: They're re-editing it. Adding extra scenes. Maybe even a musical number. (Okay, probably not.)
Theory #2: A rogue squirrel stole all the master copies. It happens. Nature is unpredictable.
Theory #3: They're waiting for Season 5 to air, then releasing them both together as a mega-pack. Now that would be evil genius.
My Plea to the TV Gods
Oh, benevolent overlords of television distribution, hear my cry! Release the Handmaid's Tale Season 4 DVD in the UK! Please!
We promise to watch it responsibly. We'll even do extra chores. Anything! Just give us the damn disc.
And maybe, just maybe, a tiny peek at Season 5 wouldn't hurt either. No pressure.
In the Meantime...
While we wait, I guess we'll just re-watch the first three seasons. Again. And again. Until our eyes bleed.
Or maybe I'll write fan fiction. That seems like a productive way to channel my frustration.
Seriously though, someone tell me when this DVD is coming out. My sanity depends on it!
Final Thoughts (Before I Lose My Mind)
So, yeah. Still no DVD. Still slightly disappointed with Season 4 (sorry, not sorry). Still obsessed with The Handmaid's Tale.
I'm off to build a shrine to Ofelia. Maybe that will help.
Blessed be the wait... or something like that.
