Halsey: If I Can't Have Love I Want Power Showtimes
Okay, let's talk about Halsey. Specifically, If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power. Remember that film experience?
Finding showtimes for that thing was a mission! It felt like searching for a unicorn riding a rollercoaster.
The Great Showtime Hunt
It wasn't exactly playing at every single cinema, was it? You had to be dedicated. Like, really dedicated to finding a screen.
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I remember googling furiously. "Halsey movie near me! Showtimes! Please!" The desperation was real.
My unpopular opinion? It should have been in more theaters! I mean, come on!
The Limited Release Struggle
Limited releases are cool and artsy. I get it. But sometimes, it feels like a deliberate gatekeeping strategy.
Like, "Only the truest fans get to see this." Challenge accepted? Maybe.
I even considered driving to another state. Okay, maybe not, but the thought crossed my mind. Don't judge me!
And then, the showtimes! One showing a day at 2:30 PM on a Tuesday? Who can make that? Seriously?
The Streaming Savior (Maybe?)
Eventually, the streaming gods intervened. A big thank you to whoever made that happen. My schedule breathed a sigh of relief.
But still! That initial hunt for showtimes? It was a journey. A slightly stressful, yet ultimately rewarding, journey.
Did anyone else feel like they were on a quest for the Holy Grail? Just to see If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power?
Was it Worth the Hype?
Okay, unpopular opinion number two: I actually thought it was pretty good. The visuals? Stunning. The music? Obviously amazing, it's Halsey!
The whole concept was incredibly interesting. I mean, a visual album about motherhood and power? Yes, please.
It was a bit strange. But in the best possible way. It was worth all the effort of tracking down a showing. Even if that effort was mostly online sleuthing.
Looking Back (and Ahead?)
Maybe Halsey will release another visual album. And maybe, just maybe, it'll be a bit easier to find showtimes this time.
Or maybe I'll just stream it. No shame in that game. But if it's in theaters, I'll be there, ready to hunt for those elusive showtimes again.
Because, let's be honest, a little bit of a challenge makes it all the more exciting, right?
So, cheers to Halsey, and cheers to the thrill of the showtime hunt! May your future movie-going experiences be less stressful.
Unless you like that kind of thing. In which case, carry on!
And to those who missed it in theaters? Streaming services are your friend. Go. Watch. Enjoy.
It's a visual feast for the eyes and ears. You won't regret it. Promise (maybe)!
Ultimately, If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power was a unique and memorable experience. Even if the hunt for showtimes felt like a power trip of its own.
