Gran Turismo 7 How To Skip Intro

Hey there, fellow racing fanatics! So, you're hooked on Gran Turismo 7, huh? Can't blame you. The graphics are insane, the cars are gorgeous, and the driving... well, it’s pretty darn close to the real thing, isn't it?

But let's be real for a sec. There's one tiny, microscopic, almost invisible (but totally annoying) pebble in our otherwise smooth racing shoe: that intro movie. You know the one. It's all dramatic music, historical car footage, and a deep voice narrating the evolution of the automobile.

Look, I get it. It's a nice history lesson and all. But after the first (okay, maybe second) time, you're probably screaming at the TV, "Just let me race already!" Right? Don't worry, we've all been there.

The Eternal Question: Can You REALLY Skip It?

The million-dollar question, the query that keeps us up at night: can you actually skip the Gran Turismo 7 intro movie? The short answer is… well, it’s a bit complicated. See, Polyphony Digital, the developers, didn't exactly make it easy to bypass. They want you to appreciate the history, you know? Bless their hearts.

But fear not, my friends! Where there's a will, there's a way. And the internet is full of determined gamers who really want to race! So, let's dive into the options. Some are more reliable than others, but hey, it's worth a shot, right?

The "Button Mashing" Technique

This is the first thing most of us try, instinctively. You load up the game, that familiar music starts, and your thumbs start flying! We’re talking X, O, Square, Triangle, Options, Share... basically, anything and everything within reach.

Does it work? Sometimes! It's more like a placebo effect, really. You feel like you're doing something, and occasionally, you might just get lucky. Think of it as digital voodoo. Hey, it can't hurt (except maybe your controller)!

The "Options Button Timing" Trick

Okay, this one's a bit more precise. The theory is that pressing the Options button (or the equivalent on your platform) at a very specific point during the intro might just trigger a skip.

The exact timing? That's the tricky part. Some say it's right as the PlayStation Studios logo fades out. Others swear it's when the Gran Turismo logo appears. It's all very...mysterious.

Honestly, this method is hit-or-miss. It requires the reflexes of a caffeinated cheetah and the patience of a saint. But when it works? Pure, unadulterated joy! You'll feel like you've cracked the Da Vinci Code of racing games!

The "Game Save Deletion" Gambit (Use with Caution!)

Alright, this is where we start getting into slightly riskier territory. The idea here is that the intro movie might only play the first time you boot up the game (or after a major update). So, some daring souls have suggested deleting their game save and starting over.

Whoa there, partner! Hold your horses!

Before you even think about doing this, let me issue a massive warning: this will erase all your progress! All your cars, your credits, your meticulously tuned setups... gone! Poof! Vanished into the digital ether!

So, unless you're absolutely desperate to skip the intro and don't mind sacrificing everything, DO NOT DO THIS! Seriously. You'll regret it. Trust me. I'm speaking from... well, let's just say I've learned from my mistakes.

The "Fastest Car Glitch" (Possibly Patched)

There used to be a glitch involving selecting a specific car (often the Dodge SRT Tomahawk X Vision Gran Turismo - the ridiculously overpowered one) immediately after starting the game. The theory was that the game would prioritize loading the car over playing the intro.

Unfortunately, this glitch seems to have been patched out in a recent update. Bummer, right? But hey, it was fun while it lasted! Plus, it gave us an excuse to drive that ridiculously fast car, which is always a good thing.

The Inevitable Truth: Patience, Young Padawan

Okay, so let's face facts. As of right now, there's no foolproof, guaranteed, 100% reliable way to skip the Gran Turismo 7 intro movie every single time. Polyphony Digital is determined to make us watch it, darn them!

So, what's a racer to do? Well, a few things:

• Embrace the history! Okay, I know, I know. But seriously, it's not that bad. Think of it as a five-minute bathroom break between races.
• Distract yourself! Grab your phone, check your email, answer a text. Just do something to take your mind off the fact that you're watching the same intro for the hundredth time.
• Manifest Skipping! Mentally will the game to skip the intro. Send positive vibes to your PlayStation. Who knows, maybe it'll work! (Probably not, but hey, worth a shot!)

The (Slightly) More Realistic Hope: Future Updates

Here's the thing: Polyphony Digital is known for listening to its community. They've made adjustments to the game based on player feedback before, so there's a chance they might eventually add an official "Skip Intro" button in a future update.

Imagine the joy! The relief! The sheer, unadulterated bliss! We can only dream...

In the meantime, keep mashing those buttons, keep trying those timing tricks, and keep your fingers crossed. And most importantly, keep racing! Because at the end of the day, that's what Gran Turismo is all about. Right?

Alternative Ways to Deal with the Intro: Let's Get Creative!

Okay, so we can't reliably skip it. Fine. Let's find some creative ways to make the experience less soul-crushing, shall we?

• Intro Drinking Game: Okay, hear me out. Every time a specific car appears, take a sip of your drink. Every time the narrator says the word "evolution," take another sip. Just be careful not to get too evolved, if you catch my drift. Remember, moderation is key (unless you're driving that Tomahawk X, then moderation goes out the window).
• Intro Karaoke: Belt out the dramatic music at the top of your lungs! Make it your own! Add some dance moves! Turn your living room into a Gran Turismo concert! Your neighbors might hate you, but hey, you'll be having fun.
• Intro Commentary: Provide your own hilarious commentary over the intro. "Oh look, it's the Ford Model T! The original gas guzzler!" Or, "That narrator sounds like he's narrating my grocery list."
• Intro Speedrun: Time yourself to see how quickly you can get through the intro without actually skipping it. Try different strategies, like strategically blinking or taking rapid sips of your drink.
• Turn it into a Mini Movie: Pretend it's a short film and analyze it. What is the director trying to convey? What are the deeper themes? Is the narrator secretly a robot?

Final Thoughts (and a Plea to Polyphony Digital)

Look, Gran Turismo 7 is an amazing game. It's beautiful, it's immersive, and it's a whole lot of fun. But that intro movie... it's just a bit much after a while.

So, Polyphony Digital, if you're listening (and I secretly hope you are), please, please, PLEASE give us a "Skip Intro" button! We promise we still appreciate the history of the automobile. We just want to get to the racing a little faster.

In the meantime, happy racing, everyone! And may your loading times be short and your victories be sweet!

And remember, even if you can't skip the intro, you can always mute the TV and pretend you're listening to your favorite podcast. Just sayin'.