Dragon Ball Super Super Hero Showtimes Near Me
Okay, let's be honest. Finding showtimes for Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero felt like a quest more intense than fighting Cell.
Seriously. Was it just me, or did this movie hide better than Goku learning Instant Transmission?
My initial search for "Dragon Ball Super Super Hero Showtimes Near Me" felt... underpowered. Like launching a Kamehameha with zero ki.
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The Great Showtime Scavenger Hunt
First, I hit up the usual suspects. Fandango? Looked promising...then BAM! Sold out. Or worse... only showing in that one theater on the other side of the planet.
You know, the one that requires crossing three state lines and battling traffic worthy of Vegeta's road rage.
Then came the theater websites. Each one a unique adventure in user interface design, apparently created by someone who'd never actually bought a movie ticket before.
The Unpopular Opinion
Here's where things get dicey. I'm just going to say it. Are we sure Piccolo's new form is actually cool?
Don't get me wrong, I love Piccolo. But the orange? It's… bold. Like, "accidentally dyed your gi with a highlighter" bold.
Maybe it’ll grow on me. Like Raditz grew on nobody.
The Streaming Struggle is Real
So, I then thought, "Aha! Streaming will save me!" Foolish mortal.
Turns out, you couldn't stream Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero the second it hit theaters. That's like expecting Gohan to unlock his potential before Cell destroys Android 16.
Paitence is a virtue, I know. But I was experiencing serious ki deficiency waiting to watch this movie.
Back to the Theaters...Maybe?
Fine, fine. Back to the theater grind. I started broadening my search. "Movies near me" became "movies vaguely in the general direction of my zip code."
I even considered befriending a movie theater employee. Purely for the inside scoop on upcoming showtimes, of course.
No ulterior motives. Okay, maybe slight ulterior motives.
The Dub Debate
Of course, the showtime search led to the inevitable internal debate: Dub or Sub? This is a question more philosophical than whether Goku is a good father.
Sometimes you want the nostalgia of the original voice actors. Other times, you want to actually understand what's happening while stuffing your face with popcorn.
It's a true conundrum.
Finally! Showtimes! ...Now What?
Eventually, after what felt like an actual arc in Dragon Ball, I found showtimes. Glorious, beautiful showtimes.
Now, the real challenge. Coordinating with friends. Because watching Dragon Ball alone is like fighting Frieza with just Krillin. You can do it, but it's not ideal.
So, the hunt continues... for a time that works for everyone. Wish me luck. I might need the Dragon Balls to make this happen.
The Post-Movie Thoughts
After all that...was it worth it? Absolutely! Even if Piccolo's orange form is still a little questionable.
The action was top-notch. The story was engaging. And, let's be real, any excuse to see Goku and Vegeta spar is a good one.
Now if you excuse me. I'm off to find more showtimes. You know. For research purposes.
