Drag Race All Stars Season 7 Episode 4

Okay, kittens, buckle up because we’re diving headfirst into All Stars 7, episode 4! And honey, let me tell you, this week was a rollercoaster of laughter, lewks, and lip-syncs that nearly sent me into cardiac arrest. Prepare for a recap that’s more fun than a disco nap!

Snatch Game… But Make It Two!

This week, the queens had to do two Snatch Game characters. Yes, you read that right: double the impressions, double the pressure, and potentially, double the cringe.

But fear not! These legendary ladies came to PLAY. Think of it like getting two scoops of ice cream instead of one. Who could complain?

Jinkx Monsoon, Comedy Genius (Again!)

Let's talk about Jinkx Monsoon. Oh. My. God. Her Natasha Lyonne? Iconic. Her Judy Garland? Even more iconic.

Seriously, I haven't laughed that hard since I tried to assemble IKEA furniture after a glass (or three) of wine. Jinkx just gets comedy, you know? She's like the Beyonce of making people giggle.

Shea Couleé Serves Up Style and Shade

Shea Couleé did Miss J. Alexander AND Elsa Majimbo! That's a high-fashion and comedic double whammy.

While the judges maybe weren't gagged by her Snatch Game performances, Shea continues to SERVE looks that have me questioning my entire wardrobe. Seriously, where does she FIND these outfits?!

Raja, the Fashion Oracle

Then there's Raja, who continues to be the fashion oracle of the season. Every single look she turns out is a work of art, a masterpiece, a reason to finally clean out my closet (maybe).

Even if her Snatch Game wasn't a home run, Raja's presence is always a gift. She is giving goddess!

The Lip Sync Smackdown!

This week's lip sync was to "Super Freak" by Rick James. The energy! The sass! The pure, unadulterated fabulousness! It's like watching a flock of glittery peacocks fighting over a shiny disco ball.

Jinkx Monsoon and Shea Couleé went head-to-head, and honestly, both slayed. They were delivering the funk, the drama, and the kind of energy that could power a small city.

The Verdict: Star Power Prevails!

In the end, Jinkx Monsoon snatched the win (again!) and blocked Shea Couleé.

Honestly, at this point, I’m convinced Jinkx has some kind of secret comedy superpower. Maybe she’s powered by laughter? Or maybe she just has a really good sense of humor. Either way, I'm not complaining!

This episode was a whirlwind of talent, charisma, and pure drag excellence. Honestly, All Stars 7 is just spoiling us at this point. I can't wait to see what craziness they throw at us next week!

Until then, keep it sickening, queens!

And remember, darling, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen?!