Drag Race All Stars Season 2 Episode 9

Okay, kittens, buckle up because we are diving headfirst into the legendary, the iconic, the utterly unforgettable All Stars 2 Episode 9 of RuPaul's Drag Race! Can you even believe it’s been that long?

The Reunion, But Make it Ru

This wasn't your grandma's reunion special. This was a full-blown extravaganza of shade, sequins, and sashes, honey! Think Thanksgiving dinner with your craziest relatives, but everyone is wearing a flawless wig and knows how to contour.

RuPaul held court, looking like a glamorous, all-knowing deity. She was armed with questions and ready to stir the pot. Did somebody say drama?

Shady Shenanigans

The queens didn’t disappoint, delivering more reads than a library on fire. The tension in the room was thicker than Alaska's platinum blonde wig! You could cut it with a knife, dipped in glitter, of course.

There was talk about alliances, betrayals, and the occasional questionable fashion choice (we're looking at you, Roxxxy... just kidding... mostly!). It was like watching a Shakespearean play, but with more lip gloss and death drops.

Seriously, the queens were spilling tea faster than RuPaul could order a water break! My wig almost flew off.

Alyssa vs. Coco: The Neverending Story

Of course, you can't have an All Stars reunion without revisiting the iconic feud between Alyssa Edwards and Coco Montrese. Their drama is more epic than a Marvel movie marathon!

These two queens have a history that’s more tangled than my headphones in my purse. Even after all this time, the air crackled with unspoken tension and side-eyes sharp enough to slice a tomato.

Thankfully, by the end of the episode, it seemed like they'd finally buried the hatchet... maybe. We'll see if it sticks!

Detox's Confession

Detox, our favorite plastic surgery advocate, really shone. She owned up to some of her earlier, shall we say, less than gracious moments.

Talk about growth! It was like watching a supervillain turn into a superhero, but with more smoky eyes and a better understanding of the importance of apologies.

Seeing her take responsibility showed true character. It was a genuinely touching moment amidst all the shade and sass.

The Snatch Game Fallout

Let's not forget the aftermath of the Snatch Game! Some queens soared, while others crashed and burned faster than a soufflé left in the oven too long.

The critiques were brutal, the justifications were hilarious, and the shade was thrown harder than a dodgeball in gym class. It was glorious!

It just goes to show, even seasoned queens can stumble on the Snatch Game stage. It's the curse of drag, I tell you!

Runway Rewind

They even rehashed some of the iconic runway looks from the season. Remember that dress? And that other dress?

Some looks were praised, some were questioned, and some were simply... well, unforgettable, for better or worse. Fashion is a battlefield, darling! And these queens were ready to fight.

It was a great reminder of the incredible talent and creativity on display throughout the entire season.

The Grand Finale Awaits

Ultimately, All Stars 2 Episode 9 served as a perfect appetizer for the grand finale. The tension was palpable, the stakes were high, and everyone was on the edge of their seats (including me!).

It was a reminder of why we fell in love with these queens in the first place: their talent, their charisma, their nerve, and their unwavering commitment to serving face.

Get ready for the ultimate showdown, because these queens are coming for that crown, and they're not playing around! Now sashay away... until next time!