Destroy All Humankind They Can T Be Regenerated
Okay, let's be honest. Have you ever looked around and just thought... really?
I'm talking about that moment when someone cuts you off in traffic. Or when you see someone wearing socks with sandals. Yeah, that feeling.
It's a fleeting thought, I swear. But sometimes, it pops into my head: "Destroy All Humankind. They Can't Be Regenerated."
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The Case for Maybe, Just Maybe...
Don't get me wrong. Puppies are great. Pizza is a gift from the heavens.
But then you remember that reality TV exists. And that people argue about which way the toilet paper roll should face.
Suddenly, "Destroy All Humankind" starts sounding less like a supervillain plot and more like... a suggestion?
Exhibit A: Internet Comments
The internet. A place where cat videos reign supreme. And also, where people become unbelievably awful.
I mean, have you seen the comment sections? It's like everyone suddenly forgot how to be a decent human being.
It’s a constant barrage of negativity. It’s enough to make you wish for a reset button labeled "Humanity: Version 2.0".
Exhibit B: The Never-Ending Phone Calls
You know the ones. Those unsolicited calls at dinner time. Promising you things you never asked for.
They interrupt your favorite show! They disrupt family time!
Seriously, is there a level of evil that exists where those responsible should be exiled from the planet? I think so.
Exhibit C: People Who Don't Use Their Turn Signals
A simple flick of the wrist! That's all it takes! Yet, they refuse!
They weave in and out of traffic. Leaving a trail of bewildered and enraged drivers in their wake.
Is this a sign that our society has peaked? Probably. Destroy All Humankind might be a bit extreme for this offense, but I understand the sentiment.
A Modest Proposal (of Maybe Not)
Okay, okay. I’m being dramatic. I don't actually want to destroy humankind.
Mostly because I like pizza too much. And those cat videos are pretty great.
But still! A little improvement wouldn't hurt, right?
Maybe a mandatory empathy class? Or a license to use the internet? Just spitballing here.
Perhaps a mandatory course on how to be a decent human being should be introduced in schools?
The truth is, we're all flawed. We all make mistakes. We all have moments of wishing we could just start over.
So, maybe instead of destroying all humankind, we just focus on being a little bit kinder. A little bit more patient. A little bit more understanding.
Or, you know, at least use your turn signals. That would be a good start.
And please, for the love of all that is holy, no socks with sandals.
