Crunchyroll Attack On Titan Season 4 Part 2

Okay, let's be real about Attack on Titan Season 4 Part 2 on Crunchyroll. We all watched it. We all cried (or at least pretended not to). But did anyone else think something… specific?

Eren's Glow-Up: From Angry Teen to Angrier God?

Eren went from brooding hottie to rumbling, colossal… something. I'm not entirely sure what. Was this really the only option? I mean, fashion-wise, he traded in his abs for, well, more abs, but bigger.

Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but I kind of missed the angsty, slightly less world-ending Eren. Remember when his biggest problem was just Titans eating his mom? Simpler times.

The Rumbling: A Slight Overreaction?

The Rumbling. Giant, skinless Titans stomping across the earth. Dramatic, right? But was it a little bit much? Like, maybe a strongly worded letter to Marley would have sufficed?

I know, I know, diplomacy doesn't really work in Attack on Titan. Still, feels like destroying the entire world is a bit of an extreme measure to deal with your daddy issues.

And speaking of daddy issues… Grisha Yeager. What a guy. Making Eren the way he is. Some fathers just want to watch the world burn. Or, you know, get stomped by Titans.

Mikasa: The Scarf, The Myth, The Legend

Mikasa and her scarf. It's the most iconic accessory since Dorothy's ruby slippers. Seriously, that thing has seen more action than my entire wardrobe.

Does she ever wash it? I'm just asking the important questions here. It must smell like blood, sweat, and existential dread.

But honestly, I admire her dedication. True love (or obsession?) is never letting go of a ratty old scarf. I hope she at least gets a discount on dry cleaning.

Armin: Talk No Jutsu Master

Armin is basically the Naruto of Attack on Titan. He spends most of his time talking people down, even when they're giant, skinless, and about to crush him.

I’m half-expecting him to use Talk No Jutsu and get Eren to stop the rumbling. If anyone can talk a Titan out of destroying the world, it's Armin.

"Eren! Think about the future! Think about the children!"

Pieck: The Underrated Queen

Pieck deserves way more love. She's smart, strategic, and can transform into a cart Titan. What's not to love?

Plus, she’s the only one who seems genuinely concerned about logistics. I'm talking about supply chains, fuel efficiency. You know, the important stuff that keeps a military operation running.

She's the real MVP, even if she doesn't get enough screen time. #PieckForPresident

Final Thoughts: Was It Worth the Wait (and the Tears)?

So, was Season 4 Part 2 worth all the hype? Absolutely. Did it make me question my life choices? Definitely.

Did I need therapy after watching it? Probably. I'm going to pretend I'm fine and go re-watch the happy moments (wait, are there any?).

And let's be honest, we're all secretly hoping for a sequel. Maybe Attack on Titan: The Next Generation. Someone's gotta clean up that rumbling mess, right?

Ultimately, Attack on Titan is a masterpiece. A messy, emotional, Titan-filled masterpiece. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go binge-watch some wholesome anime to cleanse my soul.