Cast Of Around The World In 80 Days 2004

Okay, let’s talk about Around the World in 80 Days (2004). You know, the Jackie Chan one? I have some…feelings. And they might be a little spicy.

I’m not saying it's a masterpiece. But hear me out!

The Usual Suspects (And Some Not-So-Much)

First, we have Jackie Chan as Passepartout. Obviously, he's great. He does Jackie Chan things. Fight scenes? Check. Goofy humor? Double-check.

Then there's Steve Coogan as Phileas Fogg. Here's where things get…interesting. Coogan is a comedic genius, but was he the right Phileas Fogg?

I'm on the fence about that one! He feels too…British.

The Unsung Heroes (and Heroines)

Let's talk about Cécile de France as Monique La Roche. She's charming, she's witty, and she kicks butt! A true hidden gem of the film, wouldn't you agree?

I think she brought a lot of heart to the movie. Plus, the love triangle (or square, depending on how you look at it) added some fun drama.

Did anyone else completely forget about Jim Broadbent as Lord Kelvin? Seriously, he chews the scenery like it's bubblegum. What a glorious performance.

A Cavalcade of Cameos!

This movie is like a "Where's Waldo?" of celebrity cameos. Seriously, blink and you'll miss them. Prepare yourself!

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Prince Hapi? Iconic. Kathy Bates as Queen Victoria? Unexpected and hilarious. It's a fun game spotting them all.

Rob Schneider shows up as a homeless guy. Ewan Bremner is Inspector Fix. It's a who's who of early 2000s comedic talent, really.

My (Potentially Unpopular) Opinion

Okay, here it is. I enjoy this movie more than I probably should.

Is it historically accurate? Absolutely not. Is it a faithful adaptation of the novel? Not even close. Is it a wild, wacky, over-the-top adventure? Absolutely.

Look, it is a family friendly movie. It brings a silly vision of the world to life. And that's something.

Sure, it's got its flaws. The plot is convoluted. Some of the humor falls flat. But it's also got Jackie Chan fighting ninjas in Paris. So there's that.

And the costumes. Oh, the costumes! So extravagant and whimsical. It's visual eye candy, even if the story is a little…cheesy.

I'm not saying it's a cinematic masterpiece. But for a goofy, fun, and lighthearted adventure? It hits the spot. Don't @ me!

Final Thoughts (and Maybe a Little Bit of Shame)

So, there you have it. My (maybe slightly embarrassing) love for Around the World in 80 Days (2004).

It's not perfect, but it's entertaining. And sometimes, that's all you need. Especially if you're in the mood for some Jackie Chan-style shenanigans.

Go on, give it a rewatch. You might just find yourself enjoying it more than you expect. I did! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go listen to the soundtrack. Don't judge.