Can't Find Star Trek Discovery On Pluto Tv

Okay, let's be honest. I've been searching for Star Trek: Discovery on Pluto TV. It feels like I'm hunting for the Holy Grail. Or maybe a tribble in a haystack.

The Great Discovery Disappearance

Where did it go? One minute I'm enjoying Michael Burnham's dramatic stares. The next, it's vanished! It's like the entire Discovery crew jumped into the mycelial network and forgot to tell me.

I check. Then I double-check. I even triple-check! Nope. No Discovery. Am I going crazy?

My Unpopular Opinion (Prepare Yourself!)

Here's where things get controversial. Maybe, just maybe... I'm not that upset. Don't get me wrong! I appreciate the effort. But Discovery sometimes felt like a little... much.

Hear me out. The constant drama. The galaxy-ending stakes every other episode. It felt like I needed a therapy session after each viewing!

I know, I know. Trekkies are sharpening their phasers. It's okay. I understand. But maybe the universe is telling me to chill. To watch something less…intense.

Is Pluto TV Hiding Something?

Perhaps Pluto TV knows something we don't. Is Discovery secretly on a top-secret mission? Is it negotiating peace with the Borg on a different streaming platform?

Or maybe it's just a licensing issue. Which, let's be real, is far less exciting. But probably the truth.

I can almost hear the lawyers battling it out. "You get the rights to episode 3!" "No, we get the rights to episode 3! And the tribbles!"

The Lower Decks Alternative

So, what's a Trekkie to do? Well, there's always Star Trek: Lower Decks. It's on Pluto TV! It's hilarious! And the stakes are usually delightfully low.

Think more "fixing a broken holodeck" than "saving the entire Federation." Sometimes, that's exactly what you need. Less galaxy ending and more cleaning up the mess afterward.

Besides, who doesn't love Mariner and Boimler? They're the relatable heroes we deserve.

In Conclusion: A Plea to Pluto TV

Dear Pluto TV, if you ever decide to bring back Discovery, I promise to watch it. Even if it means stocking up on tissues and anxiety medication.

But until then, I'll happily settle for the goofy adventures of the Cerritos. And maybe rewatch The Next Generation for the 50th time.

So, to all the other Discovery-less Trekkies out there, you're not alone. We'll get through this together. Live long and prosper... and maybe check Paramount+?

"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of a streaming service in search of a missing Star Trek show..."

But seriously Pluto TV, where's Discovery?