Attack On Titan Season 4 Episode 2 Watch

Okay, so let's talk about that episode. You know, the one where everyone's arguing in a blimp and you're just sitting there thinking, "Can't we all just get along?" It's like Thanksgiving dinner, but with giant naked people waiting to stomp you.

Seriously though, the tension was thicker than Historia's pregnancy announcement. You could practically cut it with a Titan-killing blade.

Gabi: From Hero to Zero (Real Quick)

Oh, Gabi. Sweet, enthusiastic, utterly brainwashed Gabi. One minute she's throwing grenades and yelling about devils, the next she's... well, still throwing grenades, but at different people.

Watching her struggle with the idea that maybe, just maybe, the "devils" aren't so devilish was actually kind of endearing. It's like watching a puppy trying to understand calculus. You just want to give her a pat on the head and say, "It's okay, sweetie. It takes time."

And can we talk about the way she just wouldn't shut up? Someone clearly didn't teach her the art of silent observation. Girl, read the room!

Falco's Heartbreak

Poor Falco. He's basically the embodiment of puppy-dog eyes. He spends the whole episode looking like he's about to burst into tears, mostly because Gabi is too busy being a walking disaster zone to notice him.

You just know he's picturing their future together, maybe running a little farm with chickens and... suddenly Gabi is screaming about Eldians and blowing stuff up. Rough life, kid, rough life.

Eren: Still Brooding, Still Hot

Eren's transformation from angsty teen to stone-cold revolutionary is complete. He's all smoldering stares and cryptic pronouncements. You almost forget he used to cry all the time.

And let's be honest, even though he's probably planning something terrible, he's still ridiculously good-looking. Is that wrong? Maybe. But I'm not apologizing.

He appears to be the bad guy now. But we all know that

there's more to the story than meets the eye.

The Blimp Ride From Hell

The blimp ride itself was a masterclass in awkwardness. You've got the Paradis crew trying to figure out their next move, the Marleyans plotting revenge, and Gabi and Falco just trying not to get thrown overboard.

It's like a family road trip where everyone hates each other, except instead of arguing about the radio station, they're arguing about genocide. Good times!

I'm pretty sure that's the most stressful blimp ride in the history of blimp rides. Hopefully, everyone packed their Dramamine.

Final Thoughts

This episode was a rollercoaster of emotions, from the cringe-worthy moments of Gabi's misplaced loyalty to the heart-wrenching realization that everyone's motivations are complicated.

It reminds you that in war, there are no real winners, only varying degrees of loss. And a lot of screaming. Definitely a lot of screaming. Can't wait to see what happens next!

It just makes you wonder how much more messed up everything can get!