Attack On Titan Season 2 Netflix Release Date

Okay, let's talk about Attack on Titan. Specifically, Season 2. And more specifically, Season 2 on Netflix. When, oh when, will it arrive?
I know, I know. Some of you already own the Blu-rays. Good for you! But some of us are clinging to our Netflix subscriptions like life rafts.
Season 1 is there, taunting us. Always there, ready for a re-watch. A painful reminder of what we're missing.
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The Great Wall of Waiting
It feels like we've been waiting longer than the Survey Corps to reach the ocean. Are we cursed like the Subjects of Ymir? Is a Titan holding up the release?
Maybe Netflix is just waiting for the perfect time. A time when we're all craving some giant-on-human action.
Or maybe they just forgot. Oops?
Rumors, Rumors Everywhere!
The internet is buzzing with theories. Every fan forum has its own "insider" information. It's like a digital game of telephone gone wild.

One day, it's "confirmed" for next week. The next, it's pushed back indefinitely. I swear, I've aged five years just from reading the comments.
Honestly, I'm starting to think Netflix themselves don't even know when it's coming.
I would like to share an unpopular opinion. Here it is: I kind of like the suspense.
Hear me out! The anticipation builds the hype. By the time Season 2 finally drops, we'll be so ready, it will be like the second coming of Eren Yeager.

My (Probably Wrong) Prediction
So, when will Attack on Titan Season 2 grace our Netflix screens? Let's pull a date out of thin air.
My guess? Around the anniversary of Season 1's release on Netflix. Seems poetic, right?
Probably completely wrong, but hey, a guy can dream!
It is a cruel world. Attack On Titan has taught me that much.

But if Netflix could just throw us a bone, that would be great. Even a trailer would be a sign of life.
Why Should We Care? (A Brief Recap)
Why are we all so desperate for Season 2? Because it's awesome, obviously! It gets even crazier than Season 1.
The mysteries deepen. The characters develop. And there are even more Titans! What is not to like?
Plus, we need to see Levi kick more butt. Everyone loves Captain Levi.

"If you begin to regret, you'll dull your future decisions and let others make choices for you." - Levi Ackerman
So, Netflix, please don't make us regret our viewing choices. Give us Season 2!
Until then, I'll just keep re-watching Season 1. And refreshing the Netflix page every five minutes.
Happy waiting, everyone! May your days be filled with less Titan-related anxiety.
And maybe, just maybe, Netflix will surprise us all. (Fingers crossed!)
