Attack On Titan English Dub Release Date
Okay, let's be honest. We've all been there. Staring at our screens, itching for more Attack on Titan.
Specifically, the English dub! When will it finally arrive?
The Eternal Question: Dub When?
Seriously, it feels like we're stuck in the Paths dimension. Time is meaningless!
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We keep refreshing, hoping for a miracle. A release date announced by Crunchyroll themselves!
But the silence...it's deafening. Is it just me, or are other people going crazy too?
Patience is a Virtue...Right?
They say patience is a virtue. But waiting for the Attack on Titan dub? Come on!
I've binged every reaction video. Read countless fan theories. I even tried learning Japanese. (Failed miserably, BTW).
Seriously, someone send help...and maybe a release date.
Dub vs. Sub: An (Unpopular) Opinion
Now, hear me out. I know this is sacrilege for some.
But I kind of...prefer the dub? Yes, I said it!
I love the original Japanese voice acting, absolutely. It's iconic.
But sometimes, I just want to multitask while watching. Folding laundry. Scrolling through Twitter. Eating questionable leftovers.
Reading subtitles requires actual focus. And let's face it, my attention span is that of a goldfish.
The Dub Actors: They're Great!
Plus, the English voice actors are fantastic! Bryce Papenbrook as Eren? Perfection!
Josh Grelle gives Armin the perfect level of vulnerability. I think they nail the emotion.
The performances add another layer. So please, no hate!
So, Where's the Dang Dub?
Back to the main question: WHERE. IS. THE. DUB?
Are they trying to torture us? Are the voice actors stuck in Marley?
I'm starting to think Eren's rumbling is less terrifying than this wait.
Maybe It's a Conspiracy...
Okay, tin-foil hat time. What if there's a secret reason for the delay?
Maybe they're adding extra scenes! Or a bonus episode! A crossover with My Little Pony?
Okay, maybe not the last one. But a fan can dream, right?
A Humble Plea
Dear Crunchyroll, Funimation, or whoever controls the dub release.
Please, have mercy! We're all going a bit insane.
Just give us a date. A hint. Even a cryptic tweet. We'll take anything!
Until then, I guess I'll just keep re-watching the sub. While simultaneously refreshing release date pages.
And muttering darkly about the cruelty of waiting.
"TATAKAE!" (But for the dub, please!)
It is what it is.
