American Horror Story Season 10 Episode 9 Streaming

Did American Horror Story: Double Feature Just…End? (Again?)

Okay, let's be real. Did anyone else watch the last episode of Death Valley and feel a little…confused? I mean, aliens, pregnancies, and a whole lot of government conspiracy? It's classic AHS, sure.

But also... classic AHS throwing a whole bunch of stuff at the wall to see what sticks. And sometimes, well, not everything sticks.

Did it fully deliver? That's the question circling my brain right now.

Streaming? More Like Screaming (Internally)

Finding American Horror Story Season 10 Episode 9 online felt like searching for the Lost City of Atlantis. Between all the streaming services and questionable links, it was a whole ordeal.

Seriously, is there some secret handshake to unlock the easiest way to watch? Asking for a friend… who is totally me.

And don’t even get me started on buffering. Buffering during a crucial alien reveal? Unforgivable!

An Unpopular Opinion: Death Valley Wasn't That Bad

Here's where I might lose some of you. I didn't hate Death Valley. Gasp! I know, I know, some people are screaming "blasphemy!" right now.

But hear me out. It was bonkers, yes. Over the top? Absolutely. But wasn't that part of the fun?

Think about it. We had Sarah Paulson as Mamie Eisenhower. How can you not be at least a little entertained?

The Camp Factor: AHS's Secret Weapon

American Horror Story has always walked a tightrope between genuine horror and campy absurdity. And honestly, I think Death Valley leaned hard into the camp.

Maybe it wasn't scary in the traditional sense. But it was definitely…memorable. I mean, alien babies. Come on!

Don't get me wrong, I love a good jump scare. But sometimes, I just want to laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. And Death Valley delivered that in spades.

Lingering Questions and What's Next?

Okay, even I have to admit, the ending felt a bit rushed. A lot of plot points were just…left hanging in the desert sky.

What happened to those alien hybrids? Are they running the government now? And what about the pregnant influencers?

So many questions! Hopefully, American Horror Story will revisit some of these storylines in future seasons. A girl can dream, right?

Ryan Murphy, You Mad Genius!

Look, I’m not saying Death Valley was perfect. Far from it. It had its flaws. Lots of them.

But it was undeniably entertaining. And that's what American Horror Story is all about, isn't it?

So thank you, Ryan Murphy, for giving us another wild ride. Even if I'm still trying to figure out what the heck I just watched.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go rewatch Asylum. Because sometimes, you just need a dose of classic AHS to cleanse the palate.

And maybe stock up on popcorn. You know, for the next season. Because you know I'll be watching. We all will.

What did you think of Death Valley? Let me know in the comments. And please, tell me I'm not the only one who secretly enjoyed the alien craziness!