American Horror Story Season 10 Episode 7 Kendall

Okay, let's talk about American Horror Story: Double Feature. Specifically, "Kendall". Episode 7. Remember that one?

It’s where things… well, they happened. Fast.

The Chemist's Concoction

We get more of The Chemist, right? She’s still stirring her little black pills. Those pills are basically the plot.

Honestly, at this point, anyone taking a pill from a stranger in AHS deserves what they get. Just saying.

Austin and Belle's Power Trip

Austin and Belle are strutting around now. Super powerful. Super pale.

They're the cool kids. The cool, blood-sucking kids. Okay, maybe not that cool.

Their artistic vision? Questionable. Their fashion choices? Debatable.

TB Karen's Big Moment

But let’s be real, the real star of "Kendall" (and much of Red Tide) is TB Karen.

She’s the unsung hero, fighting the good fight. Armed with what? Common sense and maybe a rusty spoon?

TB Karen just wants to paint and avoid becoming a pasty, pretentious vampire. Relatable goals, honestly.

Her showdowns with Austin and Belle are gold. Pure, comedic gold.

The Pales: Still Confusing

The Pales are still… lurking. Being pale. Being generally unsettling.

I still don't quite get them. Are they fast zombies? Are they failed artists? Both?

Someone explain the Pales to me, please. I’m begging you.

Harry's Downfall (Maybe?)

Poor Harry. He's spiraling. The pills have taken over.

He's churning out masterpieces, sure. But at what cost? His soul? His taste in hats?

His descent into pill-fueled madness is… well, it's an AHS trope, isn't it?

Alma: Child Prodigy or Tiny Terror?

And then there's Alma. The precocious child prodigy with a thirst for blood.

She's playing the violin like a demon. And demanding raw meat. A balanced diet is clearly not on her agenda.

Is she terrifying? Yes. Is she also kind of impressive? Also yes.

Unpopular Opinion Time

Okay, here's my unpopular opinion. "Kendall" wasn't bad. It was… messy. But entertaining.

I know, I know. People complain about the pacing, the plot holes, the sudden shifts.

But honestly? I was never bored. And isn't that the point?

I mean, come on. Vampires, pills, struggling artists, and a kid playing the violin like she’s possessed? What’s not to love?

Sure, it's not the most groundbreaking episode of AHS ever. It's definitely not Murder House levels of iconic.

But "Kendall" gives us some memorable moments. It keeps the weirdness flowing.

Red Tide's Wild Ride

Red Tide, as a whole, is a wild ride. It is a ride that loses some steam towards the end, admittedly.

But "Kendall" is part of that ride. An important part, setting the stage for… well, for whatever came next. (Lobster monsters, anyone?)

So, yeah. "Kendall". Not perfect. But not entirely awful either. It’s just… AHS being AHS.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go find a black pill. Just kidding! (Maybe.)