American Horror Story Season 10 Episode 4 Watch

Okay, Let's Talk About That American Horror Story Episode...

Remember American Horror Story: Double Feature, Season 10? Yeah, the one that was supposed to be, like, super scary?

I'm talking about "Blood Buffet," episode four. We had pale people, pills, and plenty of yelling. Were you on the edge of your seat?

I'm just gonna say it. And maybe you'll agree. Maybe you'll throw rotten tomatoes at your screen. But here it is.

I wasn't blown away. Gasp! I know, I know.

Don't get me wrong, I love a good horror show. Especially one with Sarah Paulson looking fabulous. But this episode? Something felt...off.

Okay, the pale people are creepy. The makeup is good. The whole vibe is suitably unsettling.

But after a while, they just felt...repetitive? Like, we get it. They're hungry. They want blood.

It was like watching a very slow, very pale, very hungry zombie movie. But with less brain eating, and more screaming.

Then there's Mickey (played by Macaulay Culkin). He’s supposed to be this tragic, desperate guy.

Trying to make it as a writer while battling his…urges. But honestly, sometimes he just grated on my nerves.

Maybe it's the constant whining. Maybe it's the questionable fashion choices. I don't know. He just wasn't my favorite.

Let's not forget the pills! Those magical little tablets promising creativity and…other things.

They were definitely a central plot device. A catalyst for all the craziness. A plot point that I found to be just ridiculous.

I was more confused than scared. Were these supposed to be good or bad? Was this a morality tale? It all felt muddled.

Supposedly, these pills unlock some hidden artistic genius. They help people write the next great novel.

Or, you know, turn into pale, blood-sucking creatures. It's a toss-up, really.

Honestly, I think I'd rather just deal with writer's block. Seems less… messy.

Look, I'm not saying "Blood Buffet" was terrible. There were definitely some creepy moments. And some fun performances.

But compared to other AHS episodes? It just didn't quite hit the mark. Something was missing.

Maybe it needed more scares. Maybe it needed more depth. Maybe it just needed less Mickey whining (sorry, Macaulay Culkin!).

I still love American Horror Story. I'll still watch every season. I'll still jump at all the jump scares.

But this episode? It’s a "meh" from me.

What did you think? Am I totally off base? Let me know! Maybe you can convince me that I'm wrong. Or maybe you agree with my unpopular opinion!

"Unpopular opinion: 'Blood Buffet' wasn't the scariest episode of AHS ever."