American Horror Story New Season 2021 Release Date

Okay, American Horror Story fans, let's get real. Are we excited? Of course we are! New season, new scares, new wigs for Sarah Paulson. What's not to love?

The big question is, when do we get our fix? When will we be hiding behind our popcorn again? We're all refreshing those announcement pages, right?

AHS: Double Feature - Remember That?

Remember season 10, Double Feature? It was... something. Two stories in one season. Some loved it. Some... well, let's just say opinions were strong.

The first half, “Red Tide,” had vampires, writers, and Cape Cod vibes. Not bad! Then came "Death Valley" with aliens, Area 51, and a whole lot of confusion for some viewers.

Unpopular opinion time: I kinda dug "Death Valley." Sue me! The campy alien conspiracy stuff? Chef's kiss. But I also get why it wasn’t everyone's cup of tea.

Where's Our 2021 Season 11 Update?

So, back to the hunt for the release date for the next season. The one that was supposed to be in 2021, but, you know, things happen. It was pushed back!

Now everyone is wondering about season 12. It's called Delicate. The latest installment will be split into two parts.

The first part of season 12 dropped last September. We are all anticipating for the next release. Let's hope is soon!

Ryan Murphy keeps things so secretive! It’s like trying to get a toddler to explain quantum physics. Good luck with that.

He throws us crumbs of information. A cryptic Instagram post here, a vague interview there. We're basically modern-day codebreakers, analyzing every pixel!

What We Think We Know (Maybe)

Based on past trends, we can make some educated guesses. Seasons usually drop in the fall. So September or October seems likely.

But AHS loves to throw curveballs. Maybe they'll surprise us with a Halloween release? Or a Thanksgiving horror feast? Stranger things have happened, right?

Let's talk themes. We know it's called Delicate, based on the book Delicate Condition. Is it body horror? Haunted house? Creepy baby shower gone wrong?

My money's on all of the above. Ryan Murphy doesn't do subtle. He goes big or goes home. Expect the unexpected!

My Wild Predictions (Take With a Grain of Salt)

Okay, here are my completely unsubstantiated, probably wrong predictions. Sarah Paulson will play at least two characters. That's a given.

Evan Peters will be charmingly sinister. Again, another given. There will be at least one scene that makes us want to vomit. Par for the course.

And someone will get a truly terrible wig. Because it wouldn't be AHS without questionable hairstyling choices, am I right?

Seriously though, I'm excited! Even when American Horror Story misses the mark (and let's be honest, it sometimes does), it's still entertaining.

It's the kind of show you can hate-watch with your friends. Or scream at the TV by yourself. Either way, it's a good time.

So, let's all keep our eyes peeled for that release date. And in the meantime, maybe re-watch some classic seasons. Asylum, Coven, Hotel… good times!

And remember, even if the new season isn't perfect, at least we'll have something to talk about. Something to analyze. Something to meme.

Because that's what being an American Horror Story fan is all about. The waiting, the theorizing, and the sheer, unadulterated horror (and sometimes humor) of it all.

So bring it on, AHS! We're ready (or at least, we're pretending to be).

Let the countdown begin!