All Of The Ponies From My Little Pony
Okay, let's talk ponies. I mean, My Little Pony. We all had (or secretly wanted) one, right? But let's be honest, some were way cooler than others.
The Mane Six: A Tiered Ranking (Prepare for Controversy!)
These are the OGs. The stars. But even amongst stars, there's a pecking order. Don't @ me.
S-Tier: Rainbow Dash
Come on! Rainbow Dash is just the best. She's confident, athletic, and loyal (sometimes). I'd want her on my dodgeball team, any day.
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A-Tier: Twilight Sparkle
Twilight is a bookworm. But a bookworm who becomes a PRINCESS. That's aspirational. Plus, she brought everyone together.
She could be a bit of a know-it-all, though. Just sayin'.
B-Tier: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie is fun. Unpredictable fun. But sometimes a bit...much. Like that one friend you love but can only handle in small doses.
C-Tier: Fluttershy
Okay, Fluttershy is sweet. Too sweet. She could use a bit more backbone, if you ask me. I love animals, but a bit much.
D-Tier: Rarity
Rarity...well, she's fancy. A little too fancy for my taste. All that talk about dresses and jewels got old quickly.
Sorry, not sorry. Someone had to say it.
F-Tier: Applejack
I know this is controversial, but Applejack is just...boring. So responsible. So...apple-y.
There. I said it. Don't judge me.
Beyond the Mane Six: Hidden Gems and Overrated Characters
What about everyone else? There were SO many ponies!
Shining Armor: Criminally Underrated
Hear me out. Shining Armor is Twilight's brother. And he's a captain of the guard! That's way cooler than picking apples. Plus, he's super supportive.
Princess Celestia: A Bit Suspicious?
Princess Celestia is supposed to be all-knowing. But she lets some pretty shady stuff happen. Just saying, I don't entirely trust her.
Luna: The Relatable One
Princess Luna had an emo phase. We all have been there. She deserves more credit for overcoming her issues.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders: Adorable Chaos
Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle are the ultimate friend group. They make mistakes, but they learn from them. Plus, their theme song is catchy.
Discord: The Chaotic Neutral We All Love
Okay, Discord is technically not a pony. But he's too great to ignore. He is a walking, talking embodiment of chaos. And, surprisingly, he has a heart of gold (kinda).
The Unpopular Opinion Roundup
Let's recap some controversial thoughts. Prepare to disagree.
Rainbow Dash is the best. Applejack is the worst. Princess Celestia is sus. There, I said it all again.
Ultimately, they're all magical ponies. And if you loved them, that's all that matters. But, you know, some are just objectively better than others. 😉
