Adventure Time Distant Lands Episode 3 Release Date

Okay, let's be real. We're all still waiting for that episode. You know the one. The one that feels like it's been lost in the Nightosphere since, like, forever.
Adventure Time: Distant Lands - What About E3?
Specifically, I'm talking about Adventure Time: Distant Lands Episode 3. Remember that? It's about "Together Again," which is a great title but kinda ironic considering how long it’s taking to actually get here.
We got BMO. We got Obsidian. Both were pretty awesome, right?
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But come on! Where's the Finn and Jake adventure we've been promised? My inner child is starting to throw a tantrum worthy of the Ice King.
Theories and Whispers: What’s the Holdup?
Seriously, it's been ages. We've had new seasons of other shows. We've even had entire new shows come and go!
So, what gives? Is it cursed? Did the Lich get involved? Is Cartoon Network just enjoying our collective suffering? The questions just keep mounting up.
Maybe it's being meticulously crafted. Like, each frame is being hand-painted by a team of tiny, highly-skilled gnomes. I’d be okay with that. Quality over speed, right?

My Unpopular Opinion: Obsidian Was Good, But…
Now, here's where I might lose some of you. Obsidian was good. Don’t get me wrong.
Marceline and Bubblegum got their time in the sun, and their backstory got explored. We all loved that, especially when Marceline broke out in song!
But, dare I say…it wasn't the Finn and Jake reunion we were craving. I need some good ol' fashioned Finn and Jake adventures, stat! And it better be good!
The Great Release Date Mystery
The thing is, the lack of a release date is just…agonizing. We scour the internet. We check every Cartoon Network press release.

We even start trusting random forum posts from users with names like "FinnTheHumanLover69." (No offense to FinnTheHumanLover69, wherever you are).
It's a desperate situation. Send help. And maybe a release date, while you're at it!
Distant Lands and Distant...Release Date?
Is this episode lost in some distant land of production hell? Or is it just sitting on a shelf somewhere, waiting for the perfect moment to drop into our lives and make us all cry happy tears?
I'm hoping for the latter. Give us the feels, Cartoon Network! Let us weep with joy and nostalgia.

But please, for the love of BMO, just tell us when it's coming! Pretty pretty please?
What Can We Do? (Besides Binge Watch Old Episodes)
So, what can we, the loyal and slightly impatient fans, do? Well, we can keep the Adventure Time flame alive!
Rewatch the original series. Create fan theories. Write fan fiction. Maybe even start a petition (though, let's be honest, those rarely work).
Most importantly, we can keep talking about it. Keep reminding Cartoon Network that we're here. That we're waiting. And that we're ready for some Finn and Jake goodness!

Because, let's face it, Adventure Time: Distant Lands isn't complete without "Together Again." And our hearts won't be complete until we finally see it.
So, Cartoon Network, hear our plea! Release the Finn and Jake episode! The world needs it. Or at least, I need it.
And, hey, maybe if we're all really, really good, we'll even get a season 2 of Distant Lands! One can dream, right?
