A Discovery Of Witches Season 1 Episode 4
Okay, folks, let's talk A Discovery of Witches, specifically Season 1 Episode 4. Prepare for some possibly controversial opinions. You've been warned!
Oxford is Overrated (and so is the Bodleian)
Yes, yes, Oxford is beautiful. But honestly, all that old stone and history? A bit much, isn't it? Especially when you're being chased by power-hungry vampires and witches.
I mean, Diana Bishop could’ve found a slightly less conspicuous place to hide out. Just saying.
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And the Bodleian Library? Beautiful, sure. But also incredibly dusty. My allergies would be going wild!
Matthew Clairmont: Swoon-Worthy…But Also Annoying
Alright, let's be real. Matthew Clairmont is ridiculously good-looking. The brooding, the intensity, the whole tortured vampire thing? Textbook heartthrob material.
But sometimes, I just wanted to shake him. All that secrecy and withholding information? Ugh.
He's like the guy who refuses to use GPS, even when he's completely lost. We love you, Matthew, but get a clue!
The Congregation: A Bunch of Busy Bodies
Seriously, the Congregation is the supernatural equivalent of a homeowner's association. Obsessed with rules and meddling in everyone’s business.
Do they really have nothing better to do than police interspecies relationships? Get a hobby, guys!
I'm pretty sure their meetings consist entirely of gossiping and passive-aggressive comments.
Satu Järvinen: Unsung Hero of Sass
Okay, I know Satu is technically a "villain." But can we all just appreciate her sass? She brings the drama, and I am here for it.
Her scenes are so captivating. Satu gives the best side-eye in the entire show. Don't @ me.
Maybe she’s a bit misguided, but at least she’s entertaining.
That Chess Scene: Slightly Ridiculous
I get it. Matthew and Diana playing chess is supposed to be symbolic. But honestly, it felt a little forced.
It's like they're trying too hard to be deep and meaningful. Just kiss already!
Plus, I’m terrible at chess. So maybe I'm just projecting.
Unpopular Opinion: More Miriam!
Miriam Shepherd is a genius. And honestly, she deserves more screen time.
She’s the voice of reason. The sarcastic, no-nonsense scientist we all need in our lives.
I would happily watch an entire spin-off series just following her lab experiments and witty remarks.
Final Verdict: Still Hooked
Despite my gripes, I'm completely obsessed with A Discovery of Witches.
Even when it's cheesy, predictable, or just plain silly, I can't look away. The magic is real!
Bring on the next episode! I’m ready for more vampires, witches, and slightly ridiculous plot twists.
